Send me "☎" and my Muse will answer the phone... drunk.

Call from: Akimichi Chouza

[ Answer | Decline ]

“Ah, hello? Chouza? Yes? Is this Chouza? Why are you calling to-hic-me? Is-hic-Minato with you? I remember-hic-him telling me you were supposed to be-hic-in a mission ya know?! Or was that last week, I don't know????? Ah, Chouza? Do you know???? Wait, why am I-hic-asking you this? Ah---hic----If you see Min...what's his name again? Hmmm...Min-hic-itoe? Yeah, you know-hic-my husband----Yonda-hic-ime Hokage? The cutie blond one, with cool blue-hic-eyes and body of Her...Hercu...that-hic-boy of a god or something, tell me, okay? Thank you!”

[ In Call | Hold | End]