Send me "☎" and my Muse will answer the phone... drunk.

Call From: Konan

[ Answer | Decline ]

“Hello? Who is this----? Oh-hic! You're the cute little girl-hic-I saw just a few days ago! Yes? Is-hic-there something you needed? Perharps-hic-you... You need some-hic-love advice?! Is-hic-that it?! Ohohoho! You should pro-hic-bably go here ya know?! We could... we could...”

_{[/cue distant pouring of sake in the background]}

“Uh....hello? Still-hic-there? Ah, sorry, sorry, I was-hic-in the middle of doing something ya know! But-hic-yeah, come...come back....uhhh...cmoe back anyt-hic-ime you want dattebane! I'll-hic-talk to ya later!”

[ In Call | Hold | End ]